At the coffee machine this morning –

Coworker:  How was the ride in?

Me: Fine.  Except for the guy who wanted to race me up the freeway onramp at 50mph.

Coworker: Really?  Weird.  What’d you do?

Me: Shifted into 3rd gear.

I love when my $5,000 motorcycle gets to smoke $40,000 cars.  And then I split traffic and I’m gone…….