At the coffee machine this morning –
Coworker: How was the ride in?
Me: Fine. Except for the guy who wanted to race me up the freeway onramp at 50mph.
Coworker: Really? Weird. What’d you do?
Me: Shifted into 3rd gear.
I love when my $5,000 motorcycle gets to smoke $40,000 cars. And then I split traffic and I’m gone…….