Seriously, what is it with dickhead drivers who scold riders for “owning the road?” They get all hot about how fast I go (yeah, me, fast.) And then tailgate me.

If I slow down then they get pissed because in going too slow. So which is it a-hole? I’m going 10 over already, then you angry-pass, only to slow down yourself once you’ve passed.

You do your thing; I’ll do mine. Just leave me alone.